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Sometime ago,
I was riding my scooter in Paris
from a car, at the stop light, un guy tell me
« Eh Madam, what's time it is ? »
I answer him « Noon »
he tell me « Madame you are a nice girl, do you want to suck me ? »
Their friends laugh
on the fly i did not understand
I answer
« My guy, it's not in that way you should talk to the people
you would not someone speak in that way at your mum »
The guy look at me
with a guard dog face
he tell me « come on, don't speak about my mum or I destroy you »
I answer him « be quiet Alphonse, I don't know you attack me
what does it mean your lack of delicacy
Nobody told you to treat the girls
like princesses ? »
he tell me « yeah, but I fuck you ! »
I tell him « but no ! That is properly the matter... »

You know « garçon »(guy)
if it miss the cedilla
it's « gar con » (asshole guy)
and « Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes) my girl
« Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes)
« Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes)
« Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes)
who miss the cedilla
di di doum
di di dam
La la la la la la

I go ahead
at the following light stop
I hear « Hey piggy ! When do you want I fuck you ! »
It's another time Alphonse
With his glans's head
I tell him « you are making worse, it's obscene
I don't believe it ! Come back from your planet
do you think your are Tony Montana
You don't have pubic hair on your dick
he tell me « Oh come on, don't be obscene
you will see where I will put it »
I tell him « I'm obscene ?
Are you enjoying !
Am I dreaming ? Who do you think you are ?
So now stop ! »
I get off, he get off,
I tell him « Are you crazy ! What are you doing ?
Now your are in trouble, I'm waiting yours apologises
I'm waiting, I will not let it pass »
He tell me « No, you will apologise
old witch »
« That is too much, I have given you the time,
I should shut up »

You know « garçon »(guy)
if it miss the cedilla
it's « gar con » (asshole guy)
and « Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes) my girl
« Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes)
« Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes)
« Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes)
who miss the cedilla
di di doum
di di dam
La la la la la la

Here is
how some guys speak
Disgraceful !
He should have a lesson
you want play, we will play
I tell him « take off your underpants
you speak too much, without action
what did you ask me ? To suck you ? »
suddenly Alphonse has a revelation
he gives up and tell me
« Oh come on, ok !
Leave me, excuse me »
I tell him « it's fine
you seem less asshole,
it's anormal to need
to speak in that way at the girls
there is a serious problem of upbringing
however I think you are not so stupid »
He tell me « I'm agree, I feel stupid
there are my friends who push me
I'm stressed ! »
I tell him « Ok, don't cry »
It was missing only that
Alphonse who is crying in my arms
I tell him « You, you need love, I see it !
Come on ! Kiss your auntie »

You know « garçon »(guy)
if it miss the cedilla
it's « gar con » (asshole guy)
and « Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes) my girl
« Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes)
« Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes)
« Gare aux cons » (watch out for assholes)
who miss the cedilla
di di doum
di di dam
La la la la la la

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