Oh you funky bitch, why don't you come on, come on
And put your lips on my dick, it ain't nothin wrong

I got a mad fly girl who's truly legit
But it's just one thing, money, she won't suck dick
She gets intimidated, says it makes her feel weak
But it's somethin about them Gary Coleman cheeks
So I'm comin to you, gal, since I'm a man and all that
Every time I ask for neck work I get the lip smack
So ah... should I eat her cat?
Nah... or should I throw that hoe back?
Yeah, word to life, I'm sick and tired of playin school girl games
They ( ? ) like it's nasty, actin all ashamed
Instead just put it up to your lips and just try it
You never know, honey dip, you might like it
Instead of frownin and hissin and hesitatin
With all of that waitin I'ma end up masturbatin
So just squash that scenario from yo mind
In our relationship it's about that time
And I won't call you a tramp or a hoe slut bitch
So put your lips on my diggedy-diggedy-diggedy-diggedy-dick


You say you never did it before, hey yo, just sit back and chill
Put on some lipstick and hoe, go brush your teeth if you will
Your mouth might get dry, so I suggest you get some water
You can be takin off my drawers as I cue the tape recorder
Move gently with your tongue with a vertical glide
Lick the head, the neck and the nuts, bitch, on both sides
Oh, I'm bout to nut, so hoe, get ready to slurp
Did you catch it? (Mh-hm) Okay, now swallow and burp
Don't leave a purp or a slob on my nuts, what the fuck?
Go get some soap and a rag, bitch, and clean the shit up
And when you're finished wipin my dick off
Turn to channel 20, it's the Oilers, I don't wanna miss the kick-off
And bitch, go wipe your face, your lips look like a glazed donut
But at half time I wanna bust bout four nuts
You don't have to worry cause I nut kinda quick
And I'll keep pushin and gushin as long as you keep puttin your lips on my
Dick

Now put my lips on your dick? Get serious
Why don't you hoes rub your nose on my clitoris?
My pussy's kinda hairy and my pussy's kinda loose
So go and get a straw, so you can suck my pussy juice
Let me tell you big black, I ain't to be tramped on
Make you eat my pussy, then I put back in my tampons
You muthafuckas know I'm on a head-kinda trip
You gotta have fun ( ? ) before you get my lips
Once your ass pay, then the dick's in my face
I take it real deep throat like ( ? )
Don't say shit, just pull it out quick
Let me lick, lick, lick on your big fat dick
If you wanna make me nut, stick your finger in my butt
You can call me dirty south, I lick your dick AND yo nuts
But I gots to get paid, so how much do I get?
(Well here's a dollar, bitch, and thanks for puttin your lips on my dick)