Bloody naked bodies in the streets stuck with knives
beaten battered wives strangled, popped out they eyes
terror levels on the rise, drugs friends are takin lives on the...
news at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

pedophiles and rapists snatching kids out they school
bodies dismantled with a garden hoe and some power tools
people runnin round pissin aids in swimmin pool on the...
news at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

arsonists burnin people and they dogs up while they sleepin
peepin toms peepin and poisonous gas leakin
hurricanes blowin cities down every other weekend on the...
news at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

car crash explosion in (slow motion) freature, dead cops
and crooks and blood spatter for each of ya
i'm never fuckin leavin my sons with the preacher, watch the...
news at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

(chorus)
you ain't think up this horrors show
what's next, what's comin, what's around the corner?
you want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?
channel 2, 4 and 7, they be kickin that
news!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D
news!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D

gangs on every corner, shootin people drivin by
prostituters found dead on every block with maggot eye
on top of that, the death toll in
whokajava on the rise, on the...
news at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

anthrax on donuts, eight year olds pushing keys
mad fuckin new disease and hostages on they knees
plane crashes, corruption, and butt sex at thirteen, on the...
news at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

hatred, big-ass bombs, and chemical arms
worker stuck underground and all they air is gone
17 deadly prisoners escape before dawn, on the...
news at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

there's a madman raping pretty girls in his astrovan
liquid store murder footage, close-ups in digicam
the wickedest show on earth presented by the man, it the...
news at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!

(chorus)
you ain't think up this horrors show
what's next, what's comin, what's around the corner?
you want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?
channel 2, 4 and 7, they be kickin that
news!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D
news!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D

broken bodies mutilated, decapitated, and skeeted on
high speed car chases (hey, i recognize what street they on)
dentists put you under, stick they fingers in your ass (oooh)
depress suicidal nerds shootin up the class
shit is way harder than them feeble cable movie channels
cuz it's all real blood squirtin out they checkered fannels
you couldn't think of nothing wickeder than what's already real
and on the news if you like it scary then you can't lose

(chorus)
you ain't think up this horrors show
what's next, what's comin, what's around the corner?
you want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?
channel 2, 4 and 7, they be kickin that
news!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D
news!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D

news!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D
news!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D
news!!
news!!