Denny: This girl is easy meat
I seen her on the street
See-thru blouse and a tiny little dress
Her manner indiscreet. I knew she was
Denny & Arthur: Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy, easy, easy
Easy meat, easy meat
Easy meat, easy meat
Denny: She wanna take me home
Make me sweat and moan
Rub my head and beat me off
With a copy of Rollin' Stone
I knew she was

Denny & Arthur: Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy, easy, easy
Easy meat, easy meat
Easy meat, easy meat

(FZ guitar solo)

Denny: I told her I was late
I had another date
I can't get off on the Rollin' Stone
But the robots think it's great. I knew she was
Denny & Arthur: Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy, easy, easy
Easy meat, easy meat
Easy meat, easy meat
Easy
Denny: Whoaahhh. You know the girl's so easy
Denny & Arthur: Easy
Denny: Ohhh I saw her tiny titties
Through her see-thru blouse
I just had to take that girl to my house
Denny & Arthur: Easy Meat
Magic Fingers
Denny & Arthur: Ooh, the way you love me, lady
I get so hard now I could die
Ooh, the way you love me, sugar
I get so hard now I could die
Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, mama
Try me on for sigh - IZE!
Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, mama
Try me on for sigh - IZE!
Ooh, the way you squeeze me, baby
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes
Ooh, the way you squeeze me, girl
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes
Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, mama
Try me on for sigh - IZE!
Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, mama
Try me on for sigh - IZE!
Ooooo ooooo oooooh
Denny: You got that kind of love that lingers
Denny & Arthur: Ooooo ooooo oooooh
Denny: This here band's got magic fingers.
FZ: Then they're rollin' in the bed since the show got out
Now I'm getting weak in the knees
Musta did it eighty-ninety times it mighta been a hundred
But, you're the kind of girl that I really wanna please
You're the kind of girl that I really wanna please
Denny & Arthur: Well, do you really wanna please me?

FZ: You know I do
Denny & Arthur: Tell me why you do it
I really wanna know
FZ: Well, it wouldn't be right
For me to tell you tonight
Denny & Arthur: You better tell me right away
Or I'll dress-up and go!
FZ: Don't get mad.
It ain't no big thing
Denny & Arthur: You better tell me right away
Don't you treat me cold
FZ: Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
Band: I'm holding it
FZ: It's good for you!
Band: I'm holding it
FZ: It's good for you.
Band: I'm holding it
FZ: It's good for you.
Band: I'm holding it
FZ: Allright Halloween People. You can let go of it now